Monthly Archive for December, 2004

People are whiners

Published on December 30, 2004 in Personal and Random. 0 Comments Tags: , , , , , , , , .

I have decided that people in general are whiners. Yes, that’s a generalization, but it has proven true too many times for me to ignore. I have some good friends who aren’t whiners, but some of my other good friends…let’s just say they don’t like to do something about their “situation”. I’m sure if those people ever read this blog, they’d know what I’m talking about.

I’ve also decided that being sick is the worst thing in the world besides Hansen. Except Hansen isn’t around anymore. So being sick is the worst thing besides cooked spinach and rocking chairs. And horrible Star Trek/Star Wars crossovers. The worst things in life were never meant to be. I mean, what kind of weirdo would pick up a spinach leaf and think “Hey, maybe this will taste good if I cook it until it has the consistency of Jello”? Right. I just went on a mini-rant. …cool.

I just recently downloaded the Half-Life 2 demo. I stopped playing it after five minutes. Half-Life is the creepiest game I have ever played. But it also has the nicest graphics. I mean this game looks almost realistic. No wonder you have to have a crazy-fast computer and graphics card to play it. Ah, I love my GeForce4.

So as a reminder to all you people out there who just happened to stumble across my blog, only YOU can prevent forest fires.

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The chocolate-hater

Published on December 27, 2004 in Personal. 0 Comments Tags: , , , , , , , .

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, beautiful day in the neighborhood…I have no frickin’ clue why that song is stuck in my mind. I haven’t watched Mr. Rogers in years! No, really! I’ve grown too old for Mr. Rogers. Now I spend my time watching SpongeBob and Pokemon. Seriously though. I stopped watching Pokemon after the cards went out of style. Then again, when has that ever stopped me before? But SpongeBob is a majorly funny show.

Joy be upon us all! I found out I didn’t miss an episode of Lost like I thought I did. Huzzah! I also beat CoD: United Offensive. Took me a day. I really ought to stop playing these games on the easiest difficulty level. In other news, I successfully ate four cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting. I’m also sick. But my sickness is totally unrelated to the cinnamon rolls. I blame my sister, the chocolate-hater, for giving me a cold. She denies it, but she also denies being a chocolate-hater.

Finally, I’ve discovered that I somehow joined two other Star Trek RPGs (I should get this sleep-computering looked at). You may now call me either Derek Nash, the Chief Security Officer onboard Deep Space 1; or, Ensign Troy Atkins, Chief Operations Officer on Copernicus Station.. I need to find something more productive to do with my time. Now I’m off to do who knows what. Perhaps I shall find a New Year’s resolution to make…

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Cody the Incredible!!!

Published on December 26, 2004 in Random. 0 Comments Tags: , .

Whoa! Two posts in one day! Is that totally tubular or what? All righty then! Down to business. Take this quiz about the one, the only, CODY THE INCREDIBLE!!! In other words, me. Click the following link to see if I’m really as all that as I think I am. Don’t disappoint me, y’hear?

—>CLICK HERE<—

And then click here to take the “Could Cody Be A Rock Star?” quiz.

Thank you, and y’all have a good night.

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Post-Christmas Depression

Published on December 26, 2004 in Personal. 0 Comments Tags: , , , .

I am suffering from PCD. Yes, sadly Post-Christmas Depression has caught up with me. Alas, woe is me! But Christmas was fun while it lasted. I got, among other things, a bunch of accessories for my car (seat cover, steering wheel cover, trash container, etc.), five books (including Stephen Hawking’s The Universe In A Nutshell), a Rascal Flatts CD, Call of Duty: United Offensive, $20, gift cards to Target and Barnes & Noble, and a patriotic ribbon pin for my letter jacket. I’m not complaining or anything, but I’m amazed I didn’t get any clothing this year. Normally, someone gives me a shirt or a pair of shorts, but nothing this year, not even a pair of socks. This just means I’ll get extra clothes for my birthday…

Happy 2005! Yeah, yeah, it’s a few days early for that, but when the time comes, I’ll be too drunk, tired, or unconscious to say it. …that probably came across the wrong way. Okay, for future reference, when I say “drunk,” I mean either drunk with power or that I’ve had too much Mountain Dew. Under no circumstances does it mean I’ve been out partying and smuggled a six-pack of Heineken home. And for unconscious, it most likely means that I set off a firecracker that knocked me twenty yards backward into a tree.

WARNING: Those of you with weak value structures should not read the following words because you will think I’m pushing my values on you.

MERRY (belated) CHRISTMAS!!!

And a happy boxing day too.

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Propaganda Day

Published on December 20, 2004 in Personal. 0 Comments Tags: , , , .

I hereby declare today to be Propaganda Day!!! Yes, it’s that time once again to advertise my RPGs!…wait, I’ve never done that before. Well, there’s always a first time for everything. First off, Federation Outpost Regal 1 is still looking for members. Visit Starfleet Legacy Alliance for information on it. USS Sentinel and USS Southern Cross could still use a few people. See the Star Trek PBEM Network for these two. And finally, the BravoFleeters, USS Devestator and USS Nephthys. See the BravoFleet site for info on them or click their names to see the ship sites. Please join up, we’re still looking for good players! Okay, now that’s all over and done with.

Lt. Jackson Kyle
Assistant Chief Engineer
USS Southern Cross

Lt. JG Jake Kramer
Chief Operations Officer
USS Devestator

Ensign Jake Kramer
Engineering Officer
FOR1

Ensign Jake Kramer
Chief Engineer
USS Sentinel

Ensign Jackson Kyle
Chief of Security
USS Nephthys

Okay, so I don’t have much imagination in names. But using the same guys over and over again makes bios much easier. ;)

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