The Mad Rants of a Raving Genius

I copied this off of someone else’s blog. I thought it’d be a good space-filler.

1) Snuck out of the house? no
2) Gotten lost in your city? no, I carry a map with me at all times
3) Saw a shooting star? a lot of times
4) Been in other countries? Does Canada count?
5) Had a serious surgery? three times, all on my eyes
6) Gone out in public in pajamas? never
7) Kissed a stranger? no
8) Hugged a stranger? not a TOTAL stranger
9) Been in a fist fight? once, but it was fairly one-sided
10) Been arrested? no
11) Done drugs? not illegally
12) Drank alcohol? wine almost every sunday
13) Pushed all the buttons in an elavator? doesn’t everyone?
14) Made out in an elavator? I wish
15) Swore at your parents? never got as far as swearing
16) Kicked a guy in the balls? I’m too nice to do that
17) Been in love? not quite sure, but probably not that kind of love
18) Had a member of the opposite sex say they love me? yes
19) Had a member of the same sex say they love you? other than parents, no
20) Been in a casino? no, they wouldn’t let me in
21) Been Skydiving? no
22) Broken a bone? a couple in my foot
23) Skinny dipped? no
24) Skipped school? yeah, right
25) Flashed someone? nope
26) Saw a therapist? I’m not THAT crazy
27) Played spin the bottle? no
28) Gotten stitches? no
29) Drank a whole bottle of milk? nope
30) Bitten someone? perhaps, my past is all fuzzy like that
31) Been to Niagra Falls? no
32) Gotten the chicken pox? twice, I think
33) Kissed a member of the opposite sex? a number of times
34) Kissed a member of the same sex? never
35) Crashed into a friend’s car? I’m a good driver
36) Been to Japan? no
37) Riden in a taxi? nope
38) Been dumped? no, it was a mutual break-up
39) Shoplifted? once, but I regret it
40) Been fired? haven’t had a job to get fired from
41) Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? unfortunately yes
42) Stole something from your job? what job?
43) Gone on a blind date? nope
44) Lied to a friend? white lies
45) Had a crush on a teacher? all my teachers are too old
46) Celebrated Mardi Gras in Nawlins? nope
47) Been to Europe? sadly, no
48) Been married? not for a long time hopefully
49) Dated a red head? nope
50) Dated a blonde? nope
51) Date a brunette? yep
52) Dated a Jew? not that I know of
53) Gotten divorced? having not been married, that would be a no
54) Had children? hopefully not
55) Saw someone die? thank Bob no
56) Been to Africa? never been out of North America
57) Driven over 400 miles in one day? haven’t had the chance
58) Been to Canada? heck yeah!
59) Been to Mexico? was right on the border once
60) Been on a plane? too many times to count
61) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show? I’ve got to be one of four people who hasn’t
62) Thrown up in a bar? never been to a bar
63) Purposely set yourself on fire? nobody lets me that near to matches
64) Eaten sushi? eww
65) Been sledding? maybe, I can’t quite remember
66) Met someone in person from the internet? nobody that I didn’t already know
67) Been moshing at a rock show? never been to a “real” rock concert

Yeeha! Feel free to copy it and put your own answers if you’re lacking things for your blog.

In other news, I finally did my PAWS presentation today. It was horrible. I practiced and practiced (okay, it was only once) and had it set to be around 9 minutes, which is just about perfect time-wise. However, I present and find out that I’m only at seven and a half minutes, which is too short. So I had to babble on about nothing for a minute to get my time right, but I probably lost a couple points there. Ah well, now I don’t have to worry about it until next year.