This is not to say that Facebook itself is idiotic. Indeed, Facebook is the pride and joy of Web 2.0 (in my oh-so-humble opinion, that is), ranking far, far ahead of MySpace on the “cool but not stupid” scale.
But there are some who are making that statement rather hard to defend. And surprisingly, it’s not a result of Facebook’s decision to allow anyone to join. No, these are high schoolers. And they apparently don’t like you if you choose not to drink alcohol.
The high schoolers in question hail from a St. Marys High School. According to Wikipedia, this high school is either in Kansas or West Virginia. It doesn’t appear to be a Catholic school (despite the name), but regardless, I seem to have fallen on the bad side of three students: two seniors and a junior (I doubt the names listed are real, since these losers seem to have no other purpose than to call me names). You can go through the action on the “I don’t drink and I’m STILL more fun than you” group wall. You need to be a Facebook member to see the wall.
Essentially, it started when I decided to pay this group a visit. I had joined a while ago (I thought it was funny since I seem to be one of the few of my high school class who doesn’t drink) and wanted to see if there was any discussion going on. Turns out these three stooges were ripping on a girl with atrocious spelling. I mean, she seemed to think she needed to omit every single vowel. Anyways, I defended her by asking the guys why they were offended by people who didn’t drink.
And all hell broke loose. Well, not really. It was more like a very watered down version of hell (heck, if you will) since their insults consisted mainly of your mom jokes and insinuations that I was gay. Very juvenile humor, to be sure. But it simply won’t stop. It’s as if these guys seriously have no life other than a single Facebook group. Their replies often come mere minutes after I post something, making it all the more ironic when they tell me I have no life, which is apparently why I don’t drink. (If I didn’t have a life, wouldn’t I be more likely to drink?)
It’s really completely pathetic. And amusing, in a sad way. I’ve even run out of ways to mock them. Oh well. That’s what high school is, unfortunately. But that’s just one group out of all of Facebook. At least the rest is reasonably mature.
Update: With the combined power of Facebook’s block feature and the group’s creator, I have successfully banished the evil St. Marys future frat-boys from my life. Well, so far. I’m not exactly how safe I am, considering they managed to find one of my websites. If they’re really that obsessed with me, it’s only a matter of time before they come across this blog. Well, if any of you are reading this: I’m laughing at you. Remember that, now.

