Archive for December, 2007

Out of contact

Just in case anyone is wondering, I’ve been house-sitting for a friend and they don’t really have their Internet connection hooked up, so I’ve been going without. Yes, I’m still alive, and no, I’m not having withdrawals. I just popped on to let everyone know I’m going to be ignoring their frantic emails and instant messages until at least Friday, maybe Saturday. No posts until then, either. Other than this one, of course.

Also, Merry Christmas! Enjoy this video in my absence.

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I can haz kollej edukashun?

College is fun. You can go along for a couple of years thinking you’re going to do one thing, and then you can suddenly change your mind and throw everyone for a loop (including yourself)! Great fun. Anyways, for most of my college life thus far, I was under the impression I was going to be a programmer. I didn’t really want to be one, but somehow, most of my classes ended up being of the programming persuasion. I blame it on the broad yet oddly limited major I was going after. After a rather dismal experience in the latest programming class (seriously, why they chose Java is beyond me; everyone who’s anyone uses C++…or C#…or…something else…hell, I don’t know), I decided to re-evaluate where I was going and change my major. Good thing I hadn’t yet applied for that godforsaken major, even if I do have a rather useless business statistics class in my schedule.

You may be asking, “What major are you going for now, Cody?” Actually, you’re probably asking, “Why do you think I care, Cody?” but I’m going to pretend that you’re not really asking that. Anyways, I’ve (kind of…sort of…perhaps maybe…) settled on a history major. Yes, history. Boring? Perhaps. Lame? Perhaps. Good paying? Uh, I’ll get back to you on that. It definitely seems to be something I like, though, as I’ve done the best in the history classes I’ve been taking. Maybe it’s the fact that it’s so much easier to BS a history paper than it is to BS a program. You can make things up and sound smart all you want, but if the program doesn’t compile, you suck. I mean, I suck. Whatever.

So, in case you were wondering, yes, this is a personal post. No, there’s not going to be a rant about the unfairness of grading a person down simply because they didn’t show up for four out of every five class meetings (I mean, come on, that’s so fascist and communist and stuff), and no, I’m not going to tie this in to anything remotely meaningful. It’s just me, my feelings, and you, my faithful readers. Please don’t leave me. I swear, I didn’t have anything else to write about…damn fillers.

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Launchy

Launchy is freakin’ awesome. I swear, if you don’t use it, you’re missing out. It’s been saving me so much time, I had to resort to watching Red vs. Blue to make up the difference.

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Good cop, bad cop

Christians are an interesting group of people. The entire Christian religion is based around the words of Jesus of Nazareth, a loving and peaceful man who spent the majority of his time with the undesirables and often criticized the establishment. He was selfless and compassionate, even to those who wished him great harm. Above all, he ranks rather high in the list of great pacifists of the world, next to Gandhi and Martin Luther King, Jr. There was that outburst in the temple with the money changers, but hey, who doesn’t yell at those guys?

So, if Christianity is based entirely around this guy and his practices, why are Christians about the biggest bunch of hypocritical, violent, and hateful people you’ll ever meet? Please note: I’m not talking about every single Christian ever here. I’m using the view of Christianity that most non-Christians have. So any condemnation I dole out in this post is aimed at the vocal but false Christians who preach their bigotry as the real deal. Please, don’t get all pissy at me because you think I’m some militant atheist who’s out to destroy religion. If you honestly think that’s me, you haven’t read the post. Just FYI.

I’ve met a lot of Christians. Most are good Christians. They follow what Jesus said. They don’t wish anyone ill, they don’t condemn people based on their lifestyle choices, they don’t boycott movies because an atheist wrote the book the movies were based around. There are also the bad Christians. The ones who hold signs saying “Repent or burn in hell!” or claim that homosexuals are evil. It’s easy to spot the difference: good Christians lead by example; bad Christians lead by threats. In other words, a good Christian can show you his faith simply by being who he is. A bad Christian resorts to telling you you’ll go to hell for being gay/black/Jewish or daring to watch anything on TV that’s not Lifetime (or Hallmark, so long as M*A*S*H isn’t on) and then backing it up with Bible verses taken out of context. A bumper sticker I saw today summed it up nicely: “When Jesus said to love your enemies, he probably didn’t mean kill them.”

Strictly speaking, I’m not a Christian at all. I’m not even especially religious. Does this make me an atheist? Not necessarily. I won’t bother going into my religious beliefs as they are complex and completely irrelevant. What matters is that I used to be a Christian, so I know what I’m talking about. Heck, I’ve found I know more about the finer things in Christianity than some church-going Christians, which might be part of the problem. If you don’t know your chosen religion that well, how can you practice it properly? Perhaps if people paid attention to what Jesus actually said and not what they think he meant, life would be a lot nicer. We wouldn’t have to deal with those crackpots over at Westboro Baptist Church, for one thing. They’re still stuck using verses from the Old Testament. Christians should pay more attention to the teachings in the New Testament, leaving the Old Testament for history. WBC must not have gotten the memo.

I like to think that keeping my distance from Christianity has given me a more even view at the issues within it. Other people like to think that it makes me despise religion entirely. Don’t be like those people. Oversimplifying religion is one of the biggest problems here. You may happen to disagree with everything I’ve said here, and that’s fine. This blog is about my opinions, after all. I’m not expecting anyone to like them.

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5-star prison

When did imprisonment become more about comfort than punishment? Seriously, a person in jail should not have the right to complain about cockroaches, and he should certainly not be paid $1000 in compensation. Think a situation like that is too crazy to be true? Well, you’re wrong.

This isn’t really an unusual thing, either. Inmates in American prisons may suffer from overcrowding (due to the reluctance of judges and juries to slap death penalties on criminals, even where it’s still allowed) but they get better food and health care than a sizable portion of the American public. They’re even catered to if they want vegan diets. Uh, what? If you commit a crime, you deserve every bit of unwanted mystery meat you get. Punishment, remember?

If we can’t execute murders and rapists, they should at least be put in a place where they can reflect on the crimes they’ve committed instead of reading books, interacting with other dangerous criminals, or working out. Imprisonment is supposed to be a deterrent first, a punishment second, and a good thing never. If people know they aren’t going to have a good time in prison, they’ll be less likely to commit a crime. If they commit one anyways and get caught, they shouldn’t like being in prison. The ultimate intent there is that they don’t want to come back. Unfortunately (for law-abiding citizens, not for the criminals), prisons aren’t necessarily horrible places to be. Sure, you’ve got to put up with the gangs and riots and stuff like that, but having a bed and three square meals is more than some people have outside of prison. There’s something seriously wrong when a murderer can have a better life than a Vietnam veteran living on the streets of Seattle. Hell, “seriously wrong” is an understatement.

I suppose the main reason inmates have it so good is to avoid the appearance of cruelty. Amnesty International is good at playing that card. But take a good look at some of the people in prison. Why do they deserve better than the people they raped or tortured? I don’t care about the “turn the other cheek” sentiment. Monsters don’t deserve lives. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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