And now for the Washington version of my last post!
You Know You’re From Washington When…
You know the state flower (Mildew)
You feel guilty when you don’t recycle.
You use the phrase “sun break” and know what it means.
You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
You’ve stood on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk” Signal.
You understand that if it has no snow or has not erupted, it is not a real mountain.
You can taste the difference between Starbuck’s, Seattle’s Best, Veneto’s, Peet’s, and Tully’s.
You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
You consider swimming an indoor sport.
You are well versed in the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark — while only working eight-hour days.
You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
You are not fazed by “Today’s forecast: showers followed by rain,” and “Tomorrow’s forecast: rain followed by showers.”
You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
You notice “the mountain is out” when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.
You’ve actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
You knew immediately that the view out of Frasier’s window was fake.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Washington.
It’s all true, I can vouch for that. Although, I really don’t know the difference between Starbuck’s and any other kind of coffee, having never had any.
So, I’ve got the AP Chem test on Tuesday. That really sucks. I hope I get a 3, but it’s not likely. Maybe I’ll be able to wing it like I did the SAT and ACT…
