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Not getting it

Remember when Christmas was all about sharing the spirit of the season? Yeah, me neither. Of course, I’m not concerned with the commercialism of the holiday season (it may be a problem, but it’s easily solved by *gasp* not giving in to it and by buying meaningful presents instead of expensive ones…but I digress) as much as I’m concerned with the religious strife surrounding the season. One the one side, there are over-the-top Christians who get flustered any time someone says something other than “Merry Christmas,” and on the other, you’ve got over-the-top atheists who balk at any mention of religion during a season with three religious holidays. Every year, it’s blindingly obvious that both groups missed the point of the entire season.

The focus of the annual pissing contest in Washington this year is a sign put up at the capitol building in Olympia by the atheist group Freedom from Religion Foundation saying, among other things, that religion is nothing but myth and superstition. The response? First it was stolen, then Bill O’Reilly chimed in about how awful and un-Christian it was, then it was returned, and finally, a local evangelical church organized an anti-atheist protest a pro-faith rally complete with their own sign claiming that atheism is nothing but myth and superstition. Yeah. It’s worse than the Christmas tree–er, holiday tree–incident at SeaTac a couple years ago.

Both groups are in the wrong here. The atheist group was obviously trolling with their rather provocative sign (it would have been fine without the religion dig), but the Christians who responded negatively were no better, especially with their signs claiming Governor Gregoire is a Grinch or the balloon nativity scene featuring Bill O’Reilly beating up on the governor (so I’ve heard). At any rate, the governor has repeatedly insisted that all religious (and non-religious) displays will be tolerated at the capitol building. I hear some people are even planning on erecting a Festivus pole.

Anyways, as the three-man counter-protesters said, “Get over it.” The atheist sign certainly crossed the line once it started disparaging religion, but the simple fact of the matter is that the holiday season doesn’t just mean Christmas. And while I know for a fact that there are a lot of Christians out there who understand that, there are still a bunch who don’t get it and probably never will. Bah, humbug.

Let’s get this straight

This is the holiday season. It’s not the Christmas season. Indeed, Christmas occurs within the holiday season, but it’s not the only holiday. Both Hanukkah and Kwanzaa occur during the holiday season, as do Festivus and Chrismahanukwanzakuh. Multiple holidays = holiday season.

Honestly, I don’t care if you wish me a Merry Christmas. I happen to celebrate Christmas, so it doesn’t bother me. However, it wouldn’t much bother me if someone wished me a Happy Hanukkah, either, just because I’m pretty easy-going like that. And it certainly doesn’t bother me when people wish me Happy Holidays. They don’t know what holiday I celebrate. Maybe I’m an atheist who wouldn’t tell his kids that Santa Claus exists and would take offense at being wished Merry Christmas when I don’t celebrate it. Better to be ambiguous than offensive, wouldn’t you agree?

Seriously, though, I wish I could have one year without having to hear about people whining that they were wished Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. There’s not just one holiday here, people. This isn’t The Hebrew Hammer and there isn’t a militant Santa trying to eliminate Hanukkah. Get over yourselves and get back to celebrating commercialism, er, I mean Jesus’s birth.

Happy holidays

I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas today! And if any of you are Jewish, have a Happy Hanukkah starting tonight! And if anyone celebrates Kwanzaa, have fun as well! And I’ve heard something about Yule, so you people had better have a good one of those, too!

…Did I miss anything?

Post-Christmas Depression

I am suffering from PCD. Yes, sadly Post-Christmas Depression has caught up with me. Alas, woe is me! But Christmas was fun while it lasted. I got, among other things, a bunch of accessories for my car (seat cover, steering wheel cover, trash container, etc.), five books (including Stephen Hawking’s The Universe In A Nutshell), a Rascal Flatts CD, Call of Duty: United Offensive, $20, gift cards to Target and Barnes & Noble, and a patriotic ribbon pin for my letter jacket. I’m not complaining or anything, but I’m amazed I didn’t get any clothing this year. Normally, someone gives me a shirt or a pair of shorts, but nothing this year, not even a pair of socks. This just means I’ll get extra clothes for my birthday…

Happy 2005! Yeah, yeah, it’s a few days early for that, but when the time comes, I’ll be too drunk, tired, or unconscious to say it. …that probably came across the wrong way. Okay, for future reference, when I say “drunk,” I mean either drunk with power or that I’ve had too much Mountain Dew. Under no circumstances does it mean I’ve been out partying and smuggled a six-pack of Heineken home. And for unconscious, it most likely means that I set off a firecracker that knocked me twenty yards backward into a tree.

WARNING: Those of you with weak value structures should not read the following words because you will think I’m pushing my values on you.

MERRY (belated) CHRISTMAS!!!

And a happy boxing day too.

 

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