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YALBCT: Yet Another Lame-Brained Conspiracy Theory

Not content to leave any stone unturned in their quest to find hidden meaning in just about everything, conspiracy theorists have decided that Mars is, in fact, not red. NASA doctored the photographs, and this is proven by re-doctoring said photographs. Indeed.

Clearly, this is a simple by-product of government mistrust. The government controls our brains with microwave signals, NASA is an arm of this government, therefore NASA must be hiding aliens and telling us that Mars is a different color than it really is. It all makes sense, if you take some acid and read too much science fiction. 129,000 people agree!

Perhaps I’m just ignoring the facts. Or perhaps I’m looking at things with an unbiased eye. I harbor no love for the government. I mistrust the current administration in particular. But does this mean I think Bush is a lizard alien from another galaxy? Do I believe that we never landed on the moon, or that we did land on the moon but we actually discovered underground cities? Do I feel the need to author an outdated-looking, semi-flashy conspiracy theory website with very little useful content? No, of course not. I simply don’t have that kind of mentality. I may not like the government, but I’m not about to wear a tin foil hat and tell random people that the government can read my mind with spy satellites. I’m rational like that.

Occam’s Razor, people. The simplest answer is usually the correct one. Seriously, what would be the motive behind faking Mars’ redness? Is NASA trying to suppress free thought by telling everyone Mars is 30% redder than it really is? Come on. If you look on NASA’s website (or the UFOlogie link above), you can see pictures of Mars that look very red as well as some that don’t look that red at all. Wouldn’t a government agency be able to doctor all of its photographs? Secondly, could it not be possible that the redder pictures had dust on the camera lens, while the not-so-red pictures came from dust-free cameras? I can think of a bunch of non-conspiracy reasons for all of this.

Besides, if you look at the allegedly corrected pictures, Mars still looks red. Which throws this entire conspiracy theory out the window. And if that’s not enough…look at Mars through a telescope. It looks red, doesn’t it? DONE.

Now I bet I’m going to get angry comments just like the ones on the Alex Jones article. Awesome.

Secret Scientology Stuff!

Alliteration for the win! No doubt you’ve heard of the war on Scientology now going on. If not, I think Skip Jenkins can fill you in, since I’m too lazy to write out my own post.

Let’s just say that I may or may not have come across some rather interesting (albeit confusing and freakin’ weird) documents swiped directly from the Servers of Scientology. Note to any Scientologist lawyer-like persons reading this: I “don’t” have any of these documents. And by “don’t”, I mean “might”. And…damn, I think I need to come up with a more convincing secret code. Or a life.

Reptiles…from outer space!

Apparently George Bush, Hilary Clinton, and the Queen are all shape-shifting reptilian alien Illuminatis sent from the constellation Draco to enslave our world.

I’m serious, David Icke said so.

This beats out Scientology in the “Sounds Like a B-Movie Plot” department.

Giving liberals a bad name

Michael Crook, the troll to beat all trolls. You may have heard of his use of Craigslist to out people seeking sex. Or you may have stumbled across his rather ill-informed blog, where he goes on about how he revels in the deaths of American soldiers, among other things. Typical lifeless blogger stuff.

Normally, this wouldn’t warrant much attention at all, aside from the occasional snide comment you might wish to make on his blog just to see if he gets all pissy at you. Unfortunately, conservative bloggers like to reference him as evidence of the evil that is liberalism. They aren’t intelligent enough to grasp the idea that there are liberals and then there are crazy liberals. Crook falls squarely into the latter camp. He’s like the Alex Jones, only more inane. At least Alex Jones backs up his crackpot theories with fake evidence. Crook just rants about something and deletes all the comments people make about it. I mean, what other reason could there be that few of his articles have comments?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it yet again: don’t judge an entire group of people based on the crazy fringe members of that group. This applies in religion, politics, and even social cliques. Not all geeks play Dungeons and Dragons and are obsessed with Carrie Fisher in a metal bikini; remember that now.

Good cop, bad cop

Christians are an interesting group of people. The entire Christian religion is based around the words of Jesus of Nazareth, a loving and peaceful man who spent the majority of his time with the undesirables and often criticized the establishment. He was selfless and compassionate, even to those who wished him great harm. Above all, he ranks rather high in the list of great pacifists of the world, next to Gandhi and Martin Luther King, Jr. There was that outburst in the temple with the money changers, but hey, who doesn’t yell at those guys?

So, if Christianity is based entirely around this guy and his practices, why are Christians about the biggest bunch of hypocritical, violent, and hateful people you’ll ever meet? Please note: I’m not talking about every single Christian ever here. I’m using the view of Christianity that most non-Christians have. So any condemnation I dole out in this post is aimed at the vocal but false Christians who preach their bigotry as the real deal. Please, don’t get all pissy at me because you think I’m some militant atheist who’s out to destroy religion. If you honestly think that’s me, you haven’t read the post. Just FYI.

I’ve met a lot of Christians. Most are good Christians. They follow what Jesus said. They don’t wish anyone ill, they don’t condemn people based on their lifestyle choices, they don’t boycott movies because an atheist wrote the book the movies were based around. There are also the bad Christians. The ones who hold signs saying “Repent or burn in hell!” or claim that homosexuals are evil. It’s easy to spot the difference: good Christians lead by example; bad Christians lead by threats. In other words, a good Christian can show you his faith simply by being who he is. A bad Christian resorts to telling you you’ll go to hell for being gay/black/Jewish or daring to watch anything on TV that’s not Lifetime (or Hallmark, so long as M*A*S*H isn’t on) and then backing it up with Bible verses taken out of context. A bumper sticker I saw today summed it up nicely: “When Jesus said to love your enemies, he probably didn’t mean kill them.”

Strictly speaking, I’m not a Christian at all. I’m not even especially religious. Does this make me an atheist? Not necessarily. I won’t bother going into my religious beliefs as they are complex and completely irrelevant. What matters is that I used to be a Christian, so I know what I’m talking about. Heck, I’ve found I know more about the finer things in Christianity than some church-going Christians, which might be part of the problem. If you don’t know your chosen religion that well, how can you practice it properly? Perhaps if people paid attention to what Jesus actually said and not what they think he meant, life would be a lot nicer. We wouldn’t have to deal with those crackpots over at Westboro Baptist Church, for one thing. They’re still stuck using verses from the Old Testament. Christians should pay more attention to the teachings in the New Testament, leaving the Old Testament for history. WBC must not have gotten the memo.

I like to think that keeping my distance from Christianity has given me a more even view at the issues within it. Other people like to think that it makes me despise religion entirely. Don’t be like those people. Oversimplifying religion is one of the biggest problems here. You may happen to disagree with everything I’ve said here, and that’s fine. This blog is about my opinions, after all. I’m not expecting anyone to like them.

 

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