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It’s coming

Half-Life 2: Episode Two comes out in less than a month! I’m so psyched. Heck, I’m so psyched I actually said “psyched.” Oh snap!

Anyways, if you haven’t already noticed, I’m a bit of a Half-Life freak. It’s mostly because I can’t be a true Halo freak without an Xbox and I don’t want to shell out the big bucks for an Xbox when I have a computer that can play Half-Life games. Weird logic, I know. I love story-driven games, and the Half-Life series is about as story-driven as you can get. It’s like the Lost of video games. The more recent ones (Half-Life 2 and Half-Life 2: Episode One) even ended with major cliffhangers. Of course I’m going to want to find out what happens next.

Yeah…so, I’ll be overtaxing my Internet connection October 10 (maybe a few days later, just to give the Steam network some time to cool off) downloading the game. I’ll probably end up playing through it in a day or two, but it’ll be worth it. It’s a gamer thing.

My love of Half-Life

I finally broke down and bought Half-Life 2 and Half-Life 2: Episode One. I’ve been holding off on both games until I got a computer capable of running them, and my current laptop fits the bill. This should really come as no surprise to any fans of the Half-Life series, but both games are amazing. Simply awesome.

If you aren’t already aware, Episode One is the first out of three installments of a new thing called episodic gaming. Essentially, take all three episodes, cram them together, and you’ve got Half-Life 3. Anyways, Episode One came out a while back and Episode Two is slotted for release later this year, so it’s not as if the games are coming out all rapid-fire like. They’re also fairly short. Episode One, for instance, had only about 5 hours of gameplay, compared to 30+ for most full-sized games. That’s the nature of episodic gaming.

While I absolutely loved Episode One, I can’t help but chafe at how short it was. Granted, it was only $10 off of Steam, but it felt like I was cut short in the story. Valve, the guys behind Half-Life, have said that the wait between Episodes One and Two was a lot longer than they were hoping, and that the time between Two and Three will be a lot shorter. Episodic gaming is, after all, a relatively new idea, unless you count sequels, which are something entirely different (in that the story in the second game doesn’t pick up immediately following the events of the first game).

Anyways, I originally meant this to kind of be a review of Episode One, but it kind of went off into a review of episodic gaming. I’m really no good at reviewing things. But I am good at whacking zombies with a crowbar, and that’s enough for me.

People are whiners

I have decided that people in general are whiners. Yes, that’s a generalization, but it has proven true too many times for me to ignore. I have some good friends who aren’t whiners, but some of my other good friends…let’s just say they don’t like to do something about their “situation”. I’m sure if those people ever read this blog, they’d know what I’m talking about.

I’ve also decided that being sick is the worst thing in the world besides Hansen. Except Hansen isn’t around anymore. So being sick is the worst thing besides cooked spinach and rocking chairs. And horrible Star Trek/Star Wars crossovers. The worst things in life were never meant to be. I mean, what kind of weirdo would pick up a spinach leaf and think “Hey, maybe this will taste good if I cook it until it has the consistency of Jello”? Right. I just went on a mini-rant. …cool.

I just recently downloaded the Half-Life 2 demo. I stopped playing it after five minutes. Half-Life is the creepiest game I have ever played. But it also has the nicest graphics. I mean this game looks almost realistic. No wonder you have to have a crazy-fast computer and graphics card to play it. Ah, I love my GeForce4.

So as a reminder to all you people out there who just happened to stumble across my blog, only YOU can prevent forest fires.

 

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