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Status quo

There are more than two political parties in the United States. You’d be surprised at how many people don’t realize this. I frequently am. Indeed, the Democratic Party and the Republican Party are the biggest two political parties so they’re bound to get the most attention, but the general ideas is that they get the attention because there aren’t any other parties to speak of. This kind of thinking is absurd. Not only does it limit democracy, it also suppresses the so-called “third parties”, such as the Libertarian Party or the Green Party. Parties like that shouldn’t be a footnote in elections. Unfortunately, the people of America have turned the term “third party” into a joke, or even an invective.

“So do you think a third party will win this year?”
“What, do you mean like Ralph Nader, that damn vote-stealer?”

Regardless of Nader’s position as thief of votes (I’m looking straight at the 2000 election here), people should realize that their votes are not just limited to “Democrat” or “Republican”. Too often third parties are seen as annoyances, detracting from the “true” parties. This is because the United States has been limited to a two-party system for years. The last time a third party candidate came even close to winning a presidential election was in 1912, where Theodore Roosevelt, as candidate for the Progressive Party, carried 6 states and won a bigger share of the popular vote than the Republican candidate, William Howard Taft. He lost to Woodrow Wilson, but his second place finish has never been duplicated by a third party. Even Ross Perot only got as much as 8% of the popular vote in 1996.

A common argument I’ve heard against third parties is that a vote for a third party candidate is wasted because they’ll lose anyways. Can anyone else see the flaw in this? It’s a circular line of reasoning. A third party candidate will lose because no one votes for them. No one votes for them because they think they’ll lose. It’s self-fulfilling. I really think that if everyone voted for the party they liked most (instead of the party they thought would be most likely to win), the Libertarian Party would get a lot of votes. Most people don’t even know what a libertarian is, though I bet most of them would identify as one (who doesn’t like a small government?). I blame that on the media for inundating us with the whole “liberal vs. conservative” idea. Note to the American people: the political spectrum stopped being a line a long, long time ago. There isn’t just “left” and “right”.

Anyways, I’m just saying this because I’m a libertarian (ideologically, as denoted by the small “l”). I’m not registered with the party (denoted by the big “L”), but I may register before this next election. It doesn’t seem that the Democrats or the Republicans are going to be putting out candidates I like, so I’ll probably vote Libertarian. Wasted vote? Perhaps, but at least I’m voting for someone I like. That’s a little more important than going along with the status quo.

Righty tighty, lefty loosey

A fitting saying, don’t you think? Extreme right-wingers are often seen as uptight and unable to cope with change, while the extreme left is classed as having more than a few screws loose. The irony is simply too much.

Anyways, I didn’t come here to discuss the hidden sociopolitical meanings behind the saying that reminds you which way to turn a screw. No, my goal here is to explain the difference between liberals and ultra-liberals, since there seems to be a rather large amount of people who don’t get it. In short: the “left” is not one big group with one set of goals, just as the “right” is not a single group. It’s called a political spectrum for a reason.

So what touched me off this time? Interestingly enough, a Wikipedia article about zombietime, a far right-wing blog run by some amateur photographer too cowardly to call himself (herself?) anything but “zombie,” let alone put up a contact link. In short, this person likes to frequent extremist left-wing rallies, claiming to be showing the world the dangers of the liberal mind when given a picket sign and something to yell about. Normally this wouldn’t bother me. Heck, I get scared when I see anarchists and feminazis mingling in the streets, yelling about the Man and how he’s putting everyone down (as he lets the protesters roam the streets). But what zombie does that pisses me off is group these loonies in with the rest of us liberals. In short, anarchists are the same as moderately anti-Bush soccer moms to him. This irritates me to no end.

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Family values

The Last Ten Remaining Principles of the Republican Party
(Taken from Savethehumans.com)

1. We swear to uphold the inalienable rights to life, liberty, social security, and the pursuit of cell growth until you exit the womb. After that, we promise to notify you who you can marry and when you can die.

2. The welfare system is an insidious crutch, unless you wear a tie and donate to the Republican National Committee, in which case it’s more like a red, white, and blue, corporate colostomy bag.

3. Government spending has ballooned to record highs thanks to us, and therefore must be reigned in through increased funding of new cost-cutting initiatives.

4. We will not rest until we see a democratically elected, theocratic dictator in place in the Middle East. Only then will America’s cities truly be safe for a thorough nuking by Iranian terrorists.

5. We fully support an unwavering commitment to the promotion and defense of the greater good, which consists of the larger of any two voting blocs.

6. It is critical that we reform our overly complicated legal system by adding dozens of new laws that forbid American citizens from complying verbatim with all the old ones we’ve already screwed them with.

7. If church and state are the legs that support this great country, then the smuggling of religious propaganda into the courts and schools are the testicles, and government-funded religious charities are the taint. (“Taint the church, taint the state, it’s a faith-based initiative!”)

8. Socialized medicine is an immoral infringement of the rights of patients and doctors, leads to poorer quality health care, and is absolutely fabulous when endorsed by one of our own.

9. In protecting the nation’s borders, we must strike the proper balance between fingerprinting bloodthirsty Polish tourists, strip-searching elderly white women, and bending over and taking it up the tailpipe by hundreds of thousands of potential Hispanic voters who might get royally pissed off by our immigration policy.

10. The solution to the crisis in American public education is more teachers, higher test scores, and replacing needlessly complicated theories like evolution with the phrase “God did it.”


Hey, I thought it was funny.

Learning from the past

Ah, politics. My favorite subject. I don’t rant often about it, but I’ll make an exception in light of a recent post by my good friend Chris, who posted in response to another friend, Bob.

The issue in question here is the United States’ presence in Iraq, and indeed in the Middle East as a whole. Should we be there? In a way, yes. Saddam Hussein would have been removed from power at some point, and why not do it now? H.W. Bush didn’t do it. Clinton didn’t do it. The UN wouldn’t do it. If Dubya hadn’t, it would have just been some future president, which brings up the interesting point that someone would have been criticized regardless of political party…but I digress.

Saddam’s dictatorship was unquestionably dangerous. No, he did not have any weapons of mass destruction. Those were a fairy tale created by faulty intelligence which took in the whole country. Bush didn’t lie, as much as I hate to admit it. He is still an idiot, however. War on Terrorism? Give me a break. Any village idiot knows terrorism isn’t going to go away because the mighty United States started making some noise. What Bush did wrong was invade Iraq on the premise of rooting out terrorists (the invasion of Afghanistan under the same premise had no justification whatsoever,and should be fully condemned, even if the invasion of Iraq isn’t). A better idea would have been to straight out and say, “We’re going into Iraq to remove what we see as a dangerous threat to our safety,” or even “We’re getting rid of Saddam because he’s mean to the Iraqis.”

However, I feel that now that our troops are in Iraq, we have to figure out some way to get out. I’m not saying we should pull out immediately. That would provoke a full-scale civil war, most likely between the Sunnis and the Shiites, with a few rowdy insurgents thrown in to fan the flame. The presence of our so-called coalition is all that’s keeping the whole country from falling apart, at the expense of human life, both American and Iraqi.

The Iraq conflict is a lot like Vietnam. Neither were true wars. Neither were for especially good reasons. Both were struggles against “anti-American” ideologies (irony: our media is more dangerous than the Communists were). And finally, both were doomed from the start to complete and utter failure.

Let’s take a look, shall we?

Vietnam – war against Communism
Iraq – war against terrorism
Vietnam - LBJ used the Gulf of Tonkin incident to get troops in
Iraq – Bush used 9/11
Vietnam – Viet Cong (normal people who moonlighted as fighters)
Iraq – insurgents / radical clerics

The list goes on. But the biggest parallel is the way we’re stuck in this conflict. Pulling out will result in civil war, and the insurgents will have won. But staying in will do nothing but get our soldiers killed. Catch 22. Terrorism cannot be beaten; it can only be withstood. This little wild goose chase we call the “War on Terrorism” is doing little good. In fact, it has angered the Arab world even more. Resentment over our occupation of Saudi Arabia during Desert Storm has become full-scale hatred, provoking the increased suicide attacks on American and American-friendly targets. Yes, 9/11 occurred before we invaded a sovereign Arab nation, but 9/11 was in the works for years. Do any of you remember the WTC bombing of 1993? Same people. Same reason. But it didn’t start a war.

I recognize that we cannot change the past. We must live with our (and our government’s) mistakes. But hopefully, we’ll be able to avoid such fiascos in the future by learning from those mistakes.

 

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